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奥巴马:让我垂帘听政吧!

6已有 11017 次阅读  2020-12-01 08:19
在最近出版的前总统奥巴马的自传中,这位前总统透露,(该死的宪法不允许第3 任期)那就来个垂帘听政啊?!
拜登就是美国的宣统皇帝。奥巴马和佩罗西就是东西两宫的太后。 看看拜登的内阁班底, 一半都是奥巴马的人。


"If I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a frontman or frontwoman, and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff, then I could sort of deliver the lines but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony, then I'd be fine with that because I found the work fascinating", he told Colbert, adding that he doesn't miss wearing a tie for work "every day". 

如果有这样的安排,我布局前台一个男的或是一个女的 (both ready by mail-in voting)。给他们一个耳机 (Made in China Huawei with backdoors),我躲在地下室里,光个膀子,监督他们。我来指挥,他们就是照本宣科和摆个姿势, 那该多好啊。我太喜欢总统这份迷人的工作了,不过,他对Colbert 说,我不喜欢每天打领带。

原来以为这张图是自言自语,现在看是情景对话啊

川普的世纪之问:“拜登是如何拿到比奥巴马总统还多的黑人选票的?”

Nancy Pelosi: I wish you have sort of my brains, but you need to tan them more often. 

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